Like all good ideas, Pay Dirt started with a dream, a laugh, and a cup of coffee. As sisters who love a good laugh and creating things we have wanted to have a fun t-shirt company for a while.
I know what you are thinking; why would someone name their clothing company Pay Dirt Clothing Company. Well our family has been in the business of dirt for as long as I can remember. Our father is a construction worker and our grandparents run a recreational mine. Pay Dirt is dirt that people pay for..... humor us. We think it is hilarious, and sentimental.
You will notice in our logo their is a graphic of three sisters standing together. My older sister and I decided to go through with creating the company whenever we were on a family trip to visit our little sister; and while our little sister is not a part of Pay Dirt yet, we want her to know there will always be a place for her whenever she is ready.
This collection is some simple designs with the Pay Dirt Logo or just something we thought was funny. If you like them, that is awesome; you obviously have a superior sense of humor. If you don't then don't buy them, its not rocket science.
All the other products we have available are quite frankly items that we just like. And hey, why not support other stores and small businesses. Our family is full of entrepreneurs and creatives, it is also full of people who love shopping. So we have a variety of products for you to doom scroll through. Is the layout a little ADHD, yes. Is this our first time running an online store, also yes. So if you don't like it...… I'm sorry but thats too bad.
There Is Nothing I Can't Do Except Reach The Top Shelf Tee
Ever stared longingly at the top shelf, wishing your arms would magically stretch, only to call a trusty stool (or taller friend) for backup? Ugh, yes! If finding the right height is a daily adventure—and you like to laugh about it—this tee is basically your new spirit animal.
There’s no challenge too big for you… except maybe that cabinet above the fridge. Introducing the “There Is Nothing I Can't Do Except Reach The Top Shelf Tee”—the funny shirt for women who conquer everything (except a few vertical challenges). Slip it on and instantly boost your mood, knowing you can own your uniqueness with serious comfort and a wink of sass.
FEATURES & BENEFITS
👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute
Imagine showing up to brunch with your friends and everyone cracking up at your top-shelf humor. Or maybe you’re surprising your pint-sized bestie who thrives on playful sarcasm. This funny shirt is perfect for running errands, Zoom happy hours, or gifting the sister who never lets you forget she’s taller. Wherever you wear it, this tee is a conversation starter guaranteed to deliver the giggles.
Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.
Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!